Halloween Jokes for Kids

Ghoulishly Good: Our Favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids

Who doesn’t love a good joke?? And since it’s been a chaotic couple of years, we could all use a good laugh.

Here are some of our favorite Halloween jokes for kids that we love sharing with our kiddos!

Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

Q: What kind of fruit do ghosts love?

A: Boo-berries!

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A: No body!

Q: What do skeletons order at restaurants?

A: Spare ribs!

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?

A: Boo boos!

Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music?

A: Wrap!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He had no guts.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite dessert?

A: Ice Scream

Q: What did the tissue say to the nose?

A: Put a boogie in it!

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week?

A: Fright-day!

Q: Why do ghosts hate it when it rains?

A: It dampens their spirits!

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A: Necktarines!

Q: What do skeletons say before dinner?

A: Bone-appetit!

Q: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?

A: Spook-etti!

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

A: He is mist!

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?

A: He was wound up!

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A: A sand-witch!

Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject?

A: Spelling!

Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop?

A: Bootiques!

Q: What do witches use to style their hair?

A: Scare-spray!

Q: How do you fix a broken Jack O Lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: What kind of monster loves to dance?

A: The Boogie Man!

Q: What do you call a pretty pumpkin?

A: Gourd-geous!

Q: What kind of TVs do you find in haunted houses?

A: Big scream TVs!

Q: What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

A: A hot dog!

Q: What’s a monster’s favorite kind of cookie?

A: A Ghoul Scout Cookie!


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